Do you remember Mikey? Well, Mikey is currently enjoying the luxury of an inpatient hospital stay. I’m recovering from massive scratches on my arm and a disaster of a bedroom because I had to move furniture and take my bed apart to capture the stupid adorable beastie.
See, Mikey is sick. I know this because he repeatedly vomited all over the house. He wasn’t eating–not even his favorite wet cat food, and (this is the true key) he hid himself. I could only track him by his retching noises.
I hope you weren’t eating as you read this.