Originally seen on Prime Financial Recruiting here.
Well, we asked for this. We weren’t prepared for the response, but we asked for it. We’re so used to dealing with professionals, it’s amazing to see what some people put on their resumes, including gaming profiles, “he deserved it,” and a death threat to all company goats. Here is just a small sample.
1. Makes great coffee. Unless you’re applying at Starbucks, this isn’t relevant.
2. Someone sent a foot. The joke was they got a foot in the door, and they filled the resume with foot puns. Definitely unique.
3. They “settled.” Someone actually