I’m a straight white guy, which is equal parts boring and pedestrian. Because we all tribe together, that means the majority of my friends are straight.
<This is where I should insert a note to tell you that I have friends who aren’t straight, and that I’d make a good to great VP of Diversity, even though I’m white, male and straight. I’m not going to do that, instead I’ll let you soak on the irony that non-diverse people love to insert context here.>
You know what a lot of my straight friends think they have? Laser-focused Gaydar. Gaydar is